Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
Sailor Sex
Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his
age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I
doing?’
The prostitute replies, ‘Well Ray, you old sailor,
you’re doing about three knots.’
Three knots?’ He asks, ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’
She says, ‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re
knot getting your money back!’
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