Here’s some more jokes for you. PS – I have a sense on humour about myself. Take the p**s if thats all you’ve got. I don’t care if you laugh at me or with me, just so long as you laugh!

When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English.
She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers, one of them black.

Job done girl – you’re now more ‘English’…

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad
in the garden. Paddy says ‘To hell with this!’ & storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks ‘What did you do?’

Paddy replies ‘Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how the neighbours like it!’

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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.
‘Be Jeysus!’ he said, ‘I didnt even know they had mobile phones!’

“Well, I AM politically incorrect!” – Aid Renegade.

(PS – If more people in the world had a sense of humour about themselves the world would be a less violent place to live in.)

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