Police spelling guide
Posted on January 12th, 2009 in General Life
Derbyshire Police force have issued a book to all their officers to help them spell correctly. The force had had enough of mistakes in crime reports. I thought there were certain competence tests you had to pass to be police man or woman (bet I’ve been politically incorrect there!). Such examples includes: Someone who provides [...]
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Health & safety gone mad
Posted on January 12th, 2009 in Political / PC Gone Mad
Health & safety gone mad stories… Health & safety rules meant signs had to be put up warning fans of flying balls at, wait for it!, Southampton Football (soccer) Club.I mean, Du’h? Give the fans some respect! Bloody nanny state strikes again! Meanwhile, loony Labour Communities Secretary Hazel Blears has sent out a risk assessment [...]
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Find UK local sex offenders
Posted on January 12th, 2009 in The Aid Renegade Rant.
This kind of info should be more readily available to the general public. Find out how many sex offenders live in your area in the UK. You have to jump through hoops to get it & that’s only if you have a certain job tile or simular. I’ve got nothing to hide so nothing to [...]
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Israel Gaza war
Posted on January 10th, 2009 in The Aid Renegade Rant.
Israel Gaza War (My apoligies if that’s not spelt right – I’m just HUMAN – like you.) – I appreciate Israel does’t want rocket attacks on Israel but the general bombing of the Gaza strip was WRONG. Indiscriminate killing solves nothing. Well done… You’ve just probably made sure of another 50 years of potential death [...]
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Some Politically Incorrect Jokes
Posted on January 10th, 2009 in Politically Incorrect JOKES!
Hello! I hope these jokes put a smile on your face. Jokes, jokes, funny jokes. Where would we be without them! Q: Whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws A. outlaws are wanted! ———————— What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore. A priest getting ready to hear confessions suddenly realized that [...]
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Baby P Sharon Shoesmith
Posted on January 9th, 2009 in The Aid Renegade Rant.
Has this woman no moral standards at all? Sharon Shoesmith, the bungling ex head of Haringey council, was fired after a’fundamental loss of trust and confidence’ in her abilties after the death of Baby P. She never once apologised for her departments failure to protect Baby P. No she’s sueing for up to £173,000 compensation [...]
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Excessive government spending stories
Posted on January 8th, 2009 in Political / PC Gone Mad
Brighthouse, council, West Yorks, has spent out £10,000 on pigeon awareness days! So ok, pigeons drop a lot of poo but £10k just to talk about it? They did have a good idea of putting a contraceptive in pigeon feed to help curb the number of pigeons. I think spending the £10k on the contraceptive [...]
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Stealth tax stories
Posted on January 8th, 2009 in Political / PC Gone Mad
I’ll be looking out for stealth tax stories too! A GATSO speed camera was put on the M11 motorway southbound on the Essex – London border. Since then instead of reducing casalties they have almost doubled. Despite this the police say the camera is not a problem & will stay. Obviously that camera must make [...]
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UK political correctness since 1st Jan
Posted on January 8th, 2009 in Political / PC Gone Mad
So heres some PC stories since January 1st 2009. Steve Bendon had his Vespa scooter stolen. He called the police & they told him they could’nt send anyone to investigage so he got in his car & followed the Vespas tyre tracks in the frost before it melted. They led to a nearby housing estate [...]
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