As a musical talent Michael Jackson (MJ) was one of the best. He is also remembered for more disturbing rumours. I’m thinking of the saying ‘Theres no smoke without fire’ here. I was suprised just how fast a dead MJ jokes website was set up. It’s got over 17 pages of MJ jokes submitted already. I added this one:

Why did MJ book 50 days at the O2? He thought it was an oxygen tent!

Death is a part of life. deal with it. The best way is to keep your sense of humour. Heres more MJ jokes & funnies courtesy of the website linked to above:

Farrah Fawcett died yesterday morning and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter Granted her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says “I wish all the children in the world to be safe”.  Michael Jackson died from heart attack.

“He had a flock of child-a-ren – he’d love to hug and kiss – he had so much to spill on ‘em – just for a little bliss – he loved an infant pet in bed – some people say that’s odd – but all are sad now that he’s dead – dead sad. he’s dead. – like god.”

Michael jackson is not going to be buried or cremated. Instead he is going to be recycled into carrier bags. This is so he can remain plastic, white and a danger to small children!

What do you call a dead pedophile? Michael Jackson. I heard he died in a childrens hospital. He had a stroke.

Apparently Michael converted to Buddhism before he died. He was to be reincarnated as a jockey so he can legally ride three-year-olds.
Aparrently his heart attack was caused by the police raiding his house for drugs. They found class a in the kitchen, class b in the dining room and class 4c in his bedroom.

It’s been reported that michael jackson is to have an open coffin so his kids can say goodbye…….it won’t be the 1st time they’ve seen him stiff.

It has been announced that Jacko will not be buried or cremated. Due to his high content of plastic he is scheduled to get recycled and made into toys, so just for a change the kids will get to play with HIM !

Big Brother. Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new housemate…

The Jackson family to the funeral directors: “Do you take plastic?”

The dectetive walked into the house and said to Janet (Jackson), are you sure he is dead? Janet replied the last time I saw him this stiff Macaulay Culkin stayed over…

Two paramedics arrived at MJ’s place answering the 911 call. the first paramedic said, “what should we try first” The other paramedic said. ” I don’t know about you, but I’m going on the ferris wheel”.

What do micheal Jackson and XBOX have in common? They’re both made of plastic and kids turn them on.

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Ok, I’m bored with MJ jokes now. As a musical talent rest in peace. If the rumours were true then enjoy ‘hell’.

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