Alternate Zen Teachings
Posted on November 13th, 2009 in Politically Incorrect JOKES!
Alternate Zen Teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you [...]
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It all depends on which way you look at it!
Posted on November 2nd, 2009 in Politically Incorrect JOKES!
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big [...]
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