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The blog title says it all! Apologies in advance if while ‘drunk blogging’ I use swearwords. Be warned! This is a potential ‘anything goes’ category on my blog. I had to set up this category as I noticed I’ve developed a potentially bad habit of blogging while pissed.I’ve moved some previus drunk related blog posts [...]
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After almost 2 weeks of searching for more work I’m finally looking forward to working all next week. I must be 10 pounds heavier by now! My bank account is virtually empty. Of course I don’t know when I’ll actually be paid. Probably by check which will take a further 4 days to clear so [...]
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It’s not Mr Bruce Willis ’s best known movie. Forget ‘Die Hard’ – I think its one of the best movies he ever made. Sure as f~~k makes up for ‘Hudson Hawk’ as far as my conscience is concerned! ‘Tears Of The Sun‘ – SEARCH IT ONLINE (or click on the link for Wilkpedia). Watch [...]
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After the rapid response medic who’s health & safety actions allowed Roy Adams to die now it’s health & safety actions of fire chiefs that allow 6 to die in a tower block fire. Fire fighters were on the 11′th floor of the tower block & would have probably been able to rescue trapped residents [...]
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It was only a matter of time before health & safety gone mad would kill someone, if it hasn’t done so already. Roy Adams, 60, called 999 late at night complaining of chest pains. The 999 operator asked him to leave his front door open so the emergiency crew had access & just 6 minutes [...]
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Tags: gone mad, health & safety, Roy Adams
You know what? I just can’t be arsed to blog about all the MP’s expenses scandals that have been coming out recently. We all knew it was a case of pigs with their snouts in the trough. All time low for me was the asshole who claimed back the £5 he donated in church! [...]
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Buy Stevia sweetener online! Stevia sweetener is derived from the stevia plant, a South American herb & is a totally natural sweetener. More important it does’nt contain aspartame, linked to causing cancer in lab rats. Also it’s calorie free!
It’s the glycosides in the leaves of the Stevia Rebaudiana plant, (including up to 10% Stevioside), that [...]
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Speaking as someone trying to find the money to pay my council tax this month I was amazed to read that £1 in every £5 of your council tax goes to fund the public sectors gold plated pensions. I’m not against people having pensions, the moneys got to come from some where. But 20% of [...]
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Heres another example of health & safety gone mad. Heavily pregnant mum Abbi Irwin was barred from getting on a bus because she was carrying 2 pots of paint.
At first she thought the bus driver was joking when they told her the brand new & unopened paint tins breached health & safety rules. The bus [...]
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Tags: Abbi Irwin, bus, health & safety
This was unbelievable to read. It is also a good example of why kids run riot & do not respect authority as there is no deterrent.
Alma Harding, a 63 year old pensioner, was in charge of the green in Kenton, near Exeter UK. It had been entered into the Britain In Bloom contest. 3 kids [...]
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So more truths about Labours excessive over spending are revealed. Basically they’ve axed about 15,000 people at a cost of almost £1 billion due to the generous redundancy packages averaging about £60,000. They have also created about the same number of civil servant jobs. It appears no cost assessment was done to see if this [...]
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Police should just ‘police’. That means catch criminals & be a deterrent to crime. Here in the UK there is a general feeling that the punishment is always to light for the crime, with convicted criminals not being given long enough jail terms. When they are in jail they get cushy lives with play stations [...]
Continue Reading Police should just ‘police’.
Tags: gay rights, Kent police
Latest quango job offer goes to Gwyneth Council, North Wales who are offering a £75,000 per year position for a council official to tour local nightclubs in the small hours to tell party goers ‘how cool it is to live in Gwyneth’. At least one councillor had the thought to stand up & oppose it [...]
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Gordon Brown’s at it again, creating more quango non jobs and wasting more tax payers money. As if this twerp hasn’t already burdened us / the UK with enough debt to last a life time. Only last week the International Monetary Fund voted the UK as the western world country that least likely to survive [...]
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The political correctness police have struck again. This time they’ve re-written a classic sea shanty written in 1851, ‘What shall we do with a drunken sailor?’. Loads of people 40 & over probably learnt it as a nursery rhyme as kids.
The original text:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with [...]
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Tags: what shall we do with a drunken sailor?, what shall we do with a grumpy pirate?
It had to happen. There is not one area of your life the nanny state does’nt want to control. Seriously if anyone comes knocking om my door wanting to pry into my eating habits I will tell them to f**k off. This is a form of invasion of privacy & it’s yet another total quango [...]
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So heres the latest government stealth tax to help fund the Labour Party Ponzi Scheme. Talk about kicking you when you’re down. A massive inflation busting rise of up to 233% in the fees incurred for debt recoverers.
Getting summoned to discuss your debt problem from £30 to £100.
The cost of permission to send in bailiffs [...]
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Tags: bancruptcy, bebt recovery, council tax, debt problem, Stealth Tax Stories
Does this go under health & safety or PC gone mad? 73 year old John Payne had to show ID to buy a catapult in a fishing shop. You use it to fire bait / maggots into the water. He looks 73 but had to show ID as the store keeper said it could be [...]
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Tags: caps, catapult, ID checked, OAP, party poppers, toy guns
The Labour Party ponzi scheme, well thats what I call it. This post is not aimed at all the hard working military, nursing / medical staff, police or fire fighters. Its aimed at all the quango job holders & benifit cheats who could easily get a job or, in the present climate, look for one.
Since [...]
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For those outside the UK Coronation Street is a UK ’soap’, a primetime TV soap opera. While filming a wedding scene in a UK church film makers wanted a cross removed from the scene incase it offended someone. On being told that the cross was fixed in position they then hid the cross behind flowers [...]
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Health & safety gone mad stories…
Health & safety rules meant signs had to be put up warning fans of flying balls at, wait for it!, Southampton Football (soccer) Club.I mean, Du’h? Give the fans some respect! Bloody nanny state strikes again!
Meanwhile, loony Labour Communities Secretary Hazel Blears has sent out a risk assessment guide for [...]
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Brighthouse, council, West Yorks, has spent out £10,000 on pigeon awareness days! So ok, pigeons drop a lot of poo but £10k just to talk about it? They did have a good idea of putting a contraceptive in pigeon feed to help curb the number of pigeons. I think spending the £10k on the contraceptive [...]
Continue Reading Excessive government spending stories
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I’ll be looking out for stealth tax stories too!
A GATSO speed camera was put on the M11 motorway southbound on the Essex – London border. Since then instead of reducing casalties they have almost doubled. Despite this the police say the camera is not a problem & will stay. Obviously that camera must make a [...]
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So heres some PC stories since January 1st 2009.
Steve Bendon had his Vespa scooter stolen. He called the police & they told him they could’nt send anyone to investigage so he got in his car & followed the Vespas tyre tracks in the frost before it melted. They led to a nearby housing estate so [...]
Continue Reading UK political correctness since 1st Jan
Tags: correctness, political, stories, storys, uk
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