Politically Incorrect JOKES!

Politically Incorrect JOKES!

I came across ‘A Slightly Tongue In Cheek Look At The Human Race’, something I wrote back in 2006 before I started blogging.  Make of it what you will….. (From 2006) Hello, its time to find the way forward for the human race.  I’m David Elton, born in Reading, England in 1968 making me 38 [...]

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Please read the following:- All persons planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it [...]

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Why God Sends Rain To Mexico & Not The Middle East This is why God sends rain to Mexico and not the Middle East! ANY QUESTIONS? . . . . . . . . I DIDN’T THINK SO

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Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of ‘ASYLUM’. Today’s programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: HIJACK AN AIRLINER and win A COUNCIL HOUSE ! We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer. And don’t [...]

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Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live [...]

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Here are some great politically incorrect cartoons I received in my inbox. Classics! You can view more politically incorrect jokes and cartoons in my politically incorrect jokes category.  Got any funny cartoons yourself? Add a link to your cartoons in comments below. Click here to view full size cartoon Click here to view full size cartoon Click here [...]

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Here are some fake / banned video ads that went viral on the web in the last few years. I loved the fake Sprite ad, Bud Lite make a few good ads & then there’s condom ads. You just can’t go wrong with ads & sex to bring out the imagination of the advertisers.

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An Obituary printed in the London Times – Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He [...]

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My girlfriend says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career and a family. She’s obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank. There’s a new sex position in the Karma Sutra called “The Plumber”. Both of you stay in all day, and no fucker cums. [...]

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Alternate Zen Teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you [...]

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big [...]

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Just got this in my email box, alcohol and your age. Grab a calculator if needed this really works! Well, it did for me! SCROLL DOWN AND READ. DONT SCROLL RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM THOUGH Don’t tell me your age; you would probably tell a lie anyway -but the Alcohol Man will know! YOUR AGE [...]

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As a musical talent Michael Jackson (MJ) was one of the best. He is also remembered for more disturbing rumours. I’m thinking of the saying ‘Theres no smoke without fire’ here. I was suprised just how fast a dead MJ jokes website was set up. It’s got over 17 pages of MJ jokes submitted already. [...]

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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms. Brooks had [...]

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The Las Vegas Hooker A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, ‘How much do you charge?’ Hooker replies, ‘It starts at $500 for a hand-job.’ Guy says, ‘$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job [...]

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Nudist Camp Newcomer. A man joins a very exclusive nudist camp. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices the erection and comes over to him and says, “Sir, did you call [...]

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An Irishman, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to [...]

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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.  His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of.. ‘Here I come again! [...]

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A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?’ He answers ‘Yes – caffeine’. ‘Have you ever been in the services?’ ‘Yes,’ he says. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’ The interviewer says, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,’ [...]

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So, below are some wierd funny fideo’s from the French I think. Vid’s are not on youtube. Had to break them down one vid at a time to get them to work in my blog. Now lets get past my Google ad! Blah! Blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! Funny comedy videos included. [...]

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