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My girlfriend says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career and a family. She’s obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank.
There’s a new sex position in the Karma Sutra called “The Plumber”. Both of you stay in all day, and no fucker cums.
There’s a [...]
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Alternate Zen Teachings
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like [...]
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, [...]
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Just got this in my email box, alcohol and your age. Grab a calculator if needed this really works! Well, it did for me!
SCROLL DOWN AND READ.
DONT SCROLL RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM THOUGH
Don’t tell me your age; you would probably tell a lie anyway
-but the Alcohol Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY ALCOHOL MATHS
This is pretty [...]
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As a musical talent Michael Jackson (MJ) was one of the best. He is also remembered for more disturbing rumours. I’m thinking of the saying ‘Theres no smoke without fire’ here. I was suprised just how fast a dead MJ jokes website was set up. It’s got over 17 pages of MJ jokes submitted already. [...]
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’
Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’
Ms. Brooks had had enough. [...]
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The Las Vegas Hooker
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, ‘How much do you charge?’
Hooker replies, ‘It starts at $500 for a hand-job.’
Guy says, ‘$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind [...]
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Nudist Camp Newcomer.
A man joins a very exclusive nudist camp.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes
and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the
man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices the erection and comes over
to him and says, “Sir, did you call for me?”
The man replies, “No, what do [...]
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An Irishman, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’
The drunk [...]
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of.. ‘Here I come again! ONE, [...]
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A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?’
He answers ‘Yes – caffeine’.
‘Have you ever been in the services?’
‘Yes,’ he says. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’
The interviewer says, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,’ and then asks, ‘Are you [...]
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So, below are some wierd funny fideo’s from the French I think. Vid’s are not on youtube. Had to break them down one vid at a time to get them to work in my blog. Now lets get past my Google ad! Blah! Blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! Funny comedy videos included. [...]
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Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
Sailor Sex
Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He’s soon going at it [...]
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Dating Rituals
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both [...]
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Here’s some more jokes for you. PS – I have a sense on humour about myself. Take the p**s if thats all you’ve got. I don’t care if you laugh at me or with me, just so long as you laugh!
When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English.
She is [...]
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Hello! I hope these jokes put a smile on your face. Jokes, jokes, funny jokes. Where would we be without them!
Q: Whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
A. outlaws are wanted!
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What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?
Virgin Megastore.
A priest [...]
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