Nudist Camp Newcomer.
A man joins a very exclusive nudist camp.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes
and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the
man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices the erection and comes over
to him and says, “Sir, did you call for me?”
The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”
She says, “You must be new to this nudist camp,
let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an
erection it implies that you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
pool, lays down a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continued to explore the nudist camp facilities.
He enters the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
Within a few minutes, a huge, horrible, corpulent,
hairy man lumbers out of the steam toward him.
“Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.
“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.
“You must be new to this nudist camp,” says
the hairy man, “it is a rule here that if you fart it
implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him
over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the nudist camp
office where the smiling naked receptionist greets him.
“May I help you?” she asks.
The man says, “Here, take my membership card,
you can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee!”
“But sir, you’ve only been here a few hours!
You haven’t had time to see all of our facilities.”
The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 72 years old,
I get a hard on once a month, but I fart 15 times a